Thursday, May 27, 2010

BIG BITCHES: NOT SUITABLE



WHO TOLD THESE FAT BITCHES THEY WASN'T FAT? IT GET A LITTLE HOT AND BITCHES WANNA ACT ALL OUTTA CHARACTER? FAT BITCHES NEED TO RELAX I'M TELLIN YOU B, YOU PUTTIN YASELF OUT THERE LIKE DUCKHUNT AND I GOT THE LONG ASS NINTENDO GUN.

"MERO I THINK I'M FAT HOW I KNOW IF I'M A FAT BITCH OR JUST THICK"

STOP RIGHT THERE...FAT BITCHES BE ABUSIN THE WORD THICK...IF YOU WEIGH 190 POUNDS THE ONLY WAY YOU "THICK" IS IF YOU 6'2"...YOU CAN'T BE 5'1" AND WEIGH ALMOST 2 BILLS AND BE "THICK" AND IF YOU 6'2" AND 180 HOLLA AT ME I NEED TO JUMP SOME FEMALES.


THERES A COUPLE WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU FAT. HERE THEY IS.


YOU GOT CANKLES BITCH...THIS IS TYPE BASIC, ITS POSSIBLE FOR A BITCH TO JUST HAVE OD WEIRD LEGS AND NOT BE FAT, BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOT WEIRD LEGS SO IM NOT DUMPIN ON THOSE CHEEKS, SORRY.

YOU GOT THAT ARM FAT SHIT THAT LOOK LIKE YOU A FAT FLYING SQUIRREL WIT LIPGLOSS ON...WIT YOUR FAT ASS. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE NIGGA, GO TRAIN DOBERMANS WITH THAT SHIT


YOU GOT THEM CHICKEN WING TITS THAT LOOK LIKE LITTLE TRIANGLES ON YA CHEST SHITS IS LIKE LITTLE FLAPS AND THEY JUST LAYIN ON YA CHEST LIKE THAT AND YA NIPPLES IS ALL POINTIN SOUTH LIKE THEY DROPPED THEY CELLPHONE ON THE FLOOR AND THE BATTERY FELL OUT AND THEY LOOKIN FOR THAT SHIT AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK THIS A RUN ON AND WHAT? #POWBITCH CHICKEN WING TITS IS STANDARD FAT BITCH TITS B. SOME FAT BITCHES GOT SOME BIG ASS TITS AND THAT KINDA PUTS A CHECK IN YOUR PLUS COLUMN BUT IF YOU A FAT BITCH WITH CHICKEN WING TITS...PSH...TRY TO GET NIGGAS DRUNK AND HIGH AS HELL BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR MOVE AND YOU MIGHT COULD HAVE A 39.8239% CHANCE OF SNARING A NIGGA...(AND BY SNARING I MEAN GIVIN THE NIGGA A BJ AND SNEAKIN OUTTA THE HOUSE BEFORE HE COMES TO HIS SENSES)


YOUR NOSE SWEATS. I SWEAR TO PAPA DIOS I NEVER SEEN A NON FAT PERSON NOSE SWEAT. I WASN'T AROUND IN SLAVERY DAYS BUT IF I WAS I BET YOU NOT EVEN KUNTA KINTE (AKA TOBY) NOSE SWEATED B AFTER SHOOTIN ALL THEM TAKES AND PICKIN MAD COTTON AND GETTIN HIS ASS WHIPPED AND ALL THAT. (ON A SIDE NOTE WHITE PEOPLE SWEAT GRAY B, I SEENT IT.)


YOU GOT THAT PACK OF FRANKS ON YA NECK NIGGA YOU ALREADY KNOW...IF THE BACK OF YOUR NECK LOOK LIKE A RUMBLE STRIP, YOU FUCKIN FAT. IF THE SHIT MAKES AN ANGRY ANIME FACE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE CEILING FAN YOU EXTRA WILD FAT NIGGA AND YOU NEED TO BE EASY WITH THE MILKSHAKES, WHY YOU PUTTIN AN EXTRA SCOOP OF ICECREAM IN YA MILKSHAKE?! YOU JUST ATE A BACON EGG & CHEESE ON A HERO BITCH! STOP RIGHT NOW!


SO YO IF YOU MATCH THIS SHIT STOP PLAYIN YASELF AND SHOPPING ANYWHERE BUT LANE BRYANT, WIT YA FAT ASS. DON'T LET ME SEE YOU WEARIN ANYTHING MADE OUTTA SPANDEX. DON'T WEAR LEGGINGS AS PANTS EITHER CUZ THE SEAMS ON THEM SHITS IS LOOKIN LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER ON MARS.

5 comments:

  1. OMG that's too funny. I just had a baby and I am still what you would consider "fat" but the only thing that applies to me from your list is that I have fat arms. I don't have cankles, I don't have chicken wing tits, my nose doesn't sweat and I do not have a pack of hot dogs behind my neck. You are too funny!!!

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  2. lmfaaaaaoooooo nigga stop it you got me so fuckin weak right now...haahahahah

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  3. THE ARMS CAN BE FORGIVEN MA, AND YOU JUST HAD A BABY SO...MY THEORY ON THAT IS YOU GOT A WHOLE YEAR TO GET BACK ON POINT.

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  4. Thanks Mero! :0) BTW I love your blog, you keep this white girl rollin' at work!

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  5. this is really just mean. and it makes you look insecure.

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